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Thursday, January 9, 2003

12:13AM

i hate ________ (fill in the blank).

Current mood: angry

Monday, January 6, 2003

11:47PM

hi chris!
bye chris!

Current mood: chris :)
Current music: erick sermon

Thursday, December 26, 2002

2:22PM - estoy enferma

i'm sick::i am going to cough up my lungs

tengo dolor en mi garganta

Current mood: sick
Current music: o-town-these are the days

Monday, December 23, 2002

3:21AM - hi. bye.

i think i am getting sick. work sucked. i can't find my tweezers. don't feel like typing. i'm exhaused. time for bed. bye

suan

Current mood: sleepy
Current music: dishwalla-"angels or devils"

Friday, December 20, 2002

2:31PM - from the january 2003 issue of cosmo...

-"forty-two percent of guys would break off an engagement if their fiancee insisted on a hyphenated last name (her last name plus his)."

-"brides from the calabari tribe in southeasten nigeria go to fattening farms before their weddings where they're fed mucho food and massaged into rounder shapes."

* * * * *
i got my paycheck!!! woohoo!

i'm going to shower and then go to the bank

*sWan*

Current mood: amused
Current music: cypress hill

Wednesday, December 18, 2002

10:15AM - lalala

things to do today:

1. go to the bank
2. send transcripts
3. buy clothes at gap kids (because gap clothes are too big for me)
4. do laundry
5. clean my room >_<

oh yea...i'm not broke anymore :)

*sWan*

Current mood: productive
Current music: pete yorn

Friday, December 13, 2002

12:49AM - no title today

first time smoking in three weeks. six donut holes, two HUGE donuts, potatoes...i'm aobut to burst. i'm so stoned i can barely type.

*sWan*

Current mood: high
Current music: radiohead

Thursday, December 12, 2002

3:31PM

OMG OMG!!! I FOUND A ROLL OF QUARTERS IN MY HOUSE!!!!!! I AM A RICH WOMAN! YIPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current mood: jubilant

Tuesday, December 10, 2002

2:35AM - tim's a dork

lookie what tim emailed me


Subj: yo sister!
Date: 12/10/2002 5:23:32 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: "Timothy C. Krukiel" <timkrukiel@hotmail.com>
To: "Swan W." <yankancook13@aol.com>, "Timothy C. Krukiel" <timkrukiel@hotmail.com>
File: Marine Biology Final.doc
Sent from the Internet (Details)


Hey *sWan*,

Why?

Why do I like you?
Why do I like carol?
Why don't I have a chance?
Why can't I have a Asian girlfriend? (again)
Why does Swan like Chris Chew?
Why does Carol like hot hard core Asian men?
Why do I want sex?
Why am I taking Marine Bio?

Saw da hey,


Timothy C. Krukiel


all you single asian ladies out there...tim's a horny 20-year-old SWM ISO asian females. i even wrote him an ad on craigslist.com. he has a picture on xanga...username: timkrukiel. go check it out.

12:08AM - necessito la llave de el bano

shit man...i think i just ate enough food to sustain a small nation: fish sandwich, a bag of barbeque chips, in-n-out cheeseburger(animal style, no onions/pickles), two krispy kremes, 99-cent bag doritos, a roll of bottle caps, and an ice cream cone thing. this was all inhaled in one sitting. i feel awful. i think i'm gonna puke...


*sWan*

Current mood: full
Current music: cypress hill-"red, meth and b"

Wednesday, December 4, 2002

10:37PM - hurry hurry hurry before i go loco

my chance of getting t.s.s. is very high. today, for example, i left my tampon in for 11 hours. bad...

*sWan*

Current mood: tired
Current music: the ramones-"i wanna be sedated"

3:22AM

damn.

someone ate my burrito >_<

*sWan*

Current mood: irritated
Current music: beatles-"drive my car"

Wednesday, November 27, 2002

11:24AM - Can't Wait

Wasabi EvEryonE?? dis bE CarolEe =p I aM WriTin as a guEst columnist muhaha. I aM frEakin hunGriE ritE noW. I WanT suM frEakin coOkiEs n pEarl miLk tEa. I fEEl fuNniE n rEaliE wEird ritE now...rEmEmbEr suaniE? ^.~ anyWaisE i juSs wanna say sup to Chris cHEwie bECuz hE's goT sum niCE asS tEETh n hE has da toiEtEst last namE~I'm Soo frEakin jEalous hEhE !!ahhh wE'rE uR numbA #1 FanniEs cHris by da way i'M not FrEakin hoRniE aritE?? i'm juSs boiiiiE craZiE hahahah lol. i lovE u suaNiE wtf iSh dis EntriE for anywaisE? i fEEl so speciaL :D bY da way mE n SUaniE arE guna pErform sum spEcial shiET with toiTE spEcial dancE moVEs~iSh guna bE a frEakin talENt Show tEhEhe~yOO sEung jun n yuki babEEe haha lol.

"won't u tell me baby boo what you want what you need maybe, I'll be the one that you need till I die baby"
late for now everyone

CarolEe

Current mood: silly
Current music: y n y-"can't wait"

1:28AM - in-n-out sounds good too!

these cookies are hellllllllllllla good. i'm stoned as fuck. i've already eaten a box of cookies and HELLLLLLLLLLLLa other stuff too! and a bag of 99-cent doritos. cooler ranch is so much better than nacho cheese or whatever that orange crap is called. work totally sucked today, as usual, because i ruined hella nails. i am going to fix them later when i'm not so confused and funny. my tummy hurts now. i'm going to leave one cookie for santa claus. bye bye

*sWan* i believe i can fly. weeeeee!

Current mood: high
Current music: some rhythmic and melodic silence

Thursday, November 14, 2002

4:28AM

shopping with carol. gap interview. need to lose weight. :(

Thursday, October 31, 2002

1:32AM - crimson between mis piernas

i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job

I HATE MY JOB!!!

with that said...

i started my period and ruined my favorite pair of underwear. cramps. bloating. going to seek relief in the form of a midol pill.

*sWan*

Current mood: grumpy
Current music: mars & mystre-"lift off"

Tuesday, October 22, 2002

9:47PM - all they do is piss and moan

pulled an all-nighter studying for the marine biology midterm that i probably failed. what a waste of time.

my bank-account was overdrawn again by a couple of hundred dollars. another ingrown-nail infection on my left big toe. it's pussing and is painful to walk on. fuck.

i binged on sunday. yesterday i ate five turkey sandwiches. right now i have an intense craving for candy. i am out of control. help.

*sWan*

Current mood: moody
Current music: good charlotte-"lifestyles of the rich and famous"

Wednesday, October 16, 2002

3:05AM - yo listen up

this is not a romance novel

BABYCAKES!!!

Current mood: infuriated

Saturday, October 12, 2002

3:42PM - but you won't wear our t-shirts now, anymore

thursday~school, work. happy donuts afterwards. only coffee for me. donuts make me fat.

*sWan*

Current mood: okay
Current music: local h-"all the kids are right"

Tuesday, October 8, 2002

2:38AM

i'm fucking ripped. we went to happy donuts and parked in a neighborhood area and smoked. at happy donuts i got coffee, ten donut holes, and one big ass donut. then i came home and ate pizza. FUCK. i'm a pig.

*sWan*

Current mood: high
Current music: remy zero-"prophecy"

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