the straw that broke the camel's back...

Thu, 09 Jan 2003 08:10:27 GMT

i hate ________ (fill in the blank).

Tue, 07 Jan 2003 07:56:25 GMT

hi chris!
bye chris!

estoy enferma

Thu, 26 Dec 2002 22:21:10 GMT

i'm sick::i am going to cough up my lungs

tengo dolor en mi garganta

hi. bye.

Mon, 23 Dec 2002 11:23:15 GMT

i think i am getting sick. work sucked. i can't find my tweezers. don't feel like typing. i'm exhaused. time for bed. bye

~~suan~~

from the january 2003 issue of cosmo...

Fri, 20 Dec 2002 22:30:17 GMT

-"forty-two percent of guys would break off an engagement if their fiancee insisted on a hyphenated last name (her last name plus his)."

-"brides from the calabari tribe in southeasten nigeria go to fattening farms before their weddings where they're fed mucho food and massaged into rounder shapes."

* * * * *
i got my paycheck!!! woohoo!

i'm going to shower and then go to the bank

*sWan*

lalala

Wed, 18 Dec 2002 18:22:00 GMT

things to do today:

1. go to the bank
2. send transcripts
3. buy clothes at gap kids (because gap clothes are too big for me)
4. do laundry
5. clean my room >_<

oh yea...i'm not broke anymore :)

*sWan*

no title today

Fri, 13 Dec 2002 08:47:49 GMT

first time smoking in three weeks. six donut holes, two HUGE donuts, potatoes...i'm aobut to burst. i'm so stoned i can barely type.

*sWan*

Thu, 12 Dec 2002 23:28:54 GMT

OMG OMG!!! I FOUND A ROLL OF QUARTERS IN MY HOUSE!!!!!! I AM A RICH WOMAN! YIPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tim's a dork

Tue, 10 Dec 2002 10:35:16 GMT

lookie what tim emailed me

Subj: yo sister!
Date: 12/10/2002 5:23:32 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: "Timothy C. Krukiel" <timkrukiel@hotmail.com>
To: "Swan W." <yankancook13@aol.com>, "Timothy C. Krukiel" <timkrukiel@hotmail.com>
File: Marine Biology Final.doc
Sent from the Internet (Details)

Hey *sWan*,

Why?

Why do I like you?
Why do I like carol?
Why don't I have a chance?
Why can't I have a Asian girlfriend? (again)
Why does Swan like Chris Chew?
Why does Carol like hot hard core Asian men?
Why do I want sex?
Why am I taking Marine Bio?

Saw da hey,

Timothy C. Krukiel

all you single asian ladies out there...tim's a horny 20-year-old SWM ISO asian females. i even wrote him an ad on craigslist.com. he has a picture on xanga...username: timkrukiel. go check it out.

necessito la llave de el bano

Tue, 10 Dec 2002 08:25:51 GMT

shit man...i think i just ate enough food to sustain a small nation: fish sandwich, a bag of barbeque chips, in-n-out cheeseburger(animal style, no onions/pickles), two krispy kremes, 99-cent bag doritos, a roll of bottle caps, and an ice cream cone thing. this was all inhaled in one sitting. i feel awful. i think i'm gonna puke...

*sWan*

hurry hurry hurry before i go loco

Thu, 05 Dec 2002 07:21:13 GMT

my chance of getting t.s.s. is very high. today, for example, i left my tampon in for 11 hours. bad...

*sWan*

Wed, 04 Dec 2002 11:21:05 GMT

damn.

someone ate my burrito >_<

*sWan*

Can't Wait

Wed, 27 Nov 2002 19:35:25 GMT

Wasabi EvEryonE?? dis bE CarolEe =p I aM WriTin as a guEst columnist muhaha. I aM frEakin hunGriE ritE noW. I WanT suM frEakin coOkiEs n pEarl miLk tEa. I fEEl fuNniE n rEaliE wEird ritE now...rEmEmbEr suaniE? ^.~ anyWaisE i juSs wanna say sup to Chris cHEwie bECuz hE's goT sum niCE asS tEETh n hE has da toiEtEst last namE~I'm Soo frEakin jEalous hEhE !!ahhh wE'rE uR numbA #1 FanniEs cHris by da way i'M not FrEakin hoRniE aritE?? i'm juSs boiiiiE craZiE hahahah lol. i lovE u suaNiE wtf iSh dis EntriE for anywaisE? i fEEl so speciaL :D bY da way mE n SUaniE arE guna pErform sum spEcial shiET with toiTE spEcial dancE moVEs~iSh guna bE a frEakin talENt Show tEhEhe~yOO sEung jun n yuki babEEe haha lol.

"won't u tell me baby boo what you want what you need maybe, I'll be the one that you need till I die baby"
late for now everyone

CarolEe

in-n-out sounds good too!

Wed, 27 Nov 2002 09:32:48 GMT

these cookies are hellllllllllllla good. i'm stoned as fuck. i've already eaten a box of cookies and HELLLLLLLLLLLLa other stuff too! and a bag of 99-cent doritos. cooler ranch is so much better than nacho cheese or whatever that orange crap is called. work totally sucked today, as usual, because i ruined hella nails. i am going to fix them later when i'm not so confused and funny. my tummy hurts now. i'm going to leave one cookie for santa claus. bye bye

*sWan* i believe i can fly. weeeeee!

Thu, 14 Nov 2002 12:29:48 GMT

shopping with carol. gap interview. need to lose weight. :(

crimson between mis piernas

Thu, 31 Oct 2002 09:37:09 GMT

i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job

I HATE MY JOB!!!

with that said...

i started my period and ruined my favorite pair of underwear. cramps. bloating. going to seek relief in the form of a midol pill.

*sWan*

all they do is piss and moan

Wed, 23 Oct 2002 05:20:08 GMT

pulled an all-nighter studying for the marine biology midterm that i probably failed. what a waste of time.

my bank-account was overdrawn again by a couple of hundred dollars. another ingrown-nail infection on my left big toe. it's pussing and is painful to walk on. fuck.

i binged on sunday. yesterday i ate five turkey sandwiches. right now i have an intense craving for candy. i am out of control. help.

*sWan*

yo listen up

Wed, 16 Oct 2002 10:05:24 GMT

this is not a romance novel

BABYCAKES!!!

but you won't wear our t-shirts now, anymore

Sat, 12 Oct 2002 22:41:06 GMT

thursday~school, work. happy donuts afterwards. only coffee for me. donuts make me fat.

*sWan*

Tue, 08 Oct 2002 09:40:26 GMT

i'm fucking ripped. we went to happy donuts and parked in a neighborhood area and smoked. at happy donuts i got coffee, ten donut holes, and one big ass donut. then i came home and ate pizza. FUCK. i'm a pig.

*sWan*

words are very unnecessary

Fri, 27 Sep 2002 07:58:00 GMT

i have an ingrown toenail on my big toe and it hurts. my day was long and hellish. elizabeth and i didn't go to human sexuality because we were running a few minutes late. marine biology was boring and sleep-inducing as usual. my beatles class made me all antsy. we watched stupid elvis videos when the class is supposed to be about the beatles. afterwards we smoked a bowl at my house and got food before going back to school for our three-hour lab. we had to do experiments and record our answers on a handout. it was the easiest shit ever--the hands-on experiments were pointless because i figured out all the answers without having to do them. but my group insisted on wasting time and went ahead and did the lab anyway, and got the same answers as i did. it was so stupid. i swear, there is something wrong with these foothill kids. they are all brain-dead.

speaking of which, i need to get out of foothill asap before my brain rots from being around dumbshits. why am i even here in the first place?? this was never supposed to happen. i regret not being able to drag my ass out of bed for five weeks during senior year, and ending up dropped from my last semester of english. if that hadn't happened i would not be at my shitty house in shitty palo alto at this very moment. i hate being surrounded by stupid highschool failures who don't know what the fuck they want in life. then again, maybe i am the stupid one for screwing up and being forced to withdraw my admission from a real college.

*sWan*

caress, i think it's a sin

Tue, 17 Sep 2002 19:50:06 GMT

last night we smoked hella shit and went to krispy kreme. then i went and bought myself famous amos and 2 bags of doritos.

*sWan*

it's like a bad movie

Mon, 16 Sep 2002 11:28:55 GMT

i smoked my brains out and binged on in-n-out and krispy kremes.

i should stop smoking weed so that i don't have to ever eat. the munchies are making me gain weight.

*sWan*

show me show me show me how you do that trick

Thu, 12 Sep 2002 11:05:33 GMT

i just got home from watching videos at dave's house with elizabeth. i smoked four times and am stoned as fuck right now. we went racing at malibu and i look like a freak in my license picture. i demand a re-take...

we went to the boardwalk and all had philly cheese steak sandwiches and fries. i wiped mine out in 2 seconds flat and was the first to finish. i'm such a pig when i'm stoned, and ONLY when i'm stoned lol.

i signed up for classes on monday: human sexuality and marine biology. i need one more class worth 3 units to be considered a full-time student but i just don't know which music/arts class to choose. argh. help me. i'm so stoned.

*sWan*

and i feel this coming over like a storm again

Fri, 06 Sep 2002 13:01:47 GMT

i am so fucking sleepy. i can't believe it's almost 6 am already. fuck. i need to go to sleep. today is payday for which i am grateful for as my bank account is overdrawn. i need to buy more weed. i need to smoke at least once every 24 hours or my day just doesn't feel right.

*sWan*